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(just some notes Gene got at The London Palladium concert
on Sunday 18th October): Slightly Jurassic...
But still a classic!
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(On front card is a picture of a volumptous woman dressed
in a bikini)
There's something womenlook for in a man your age...
A pulse
Gene's reaction: "Mm...Still very good, thank
you."
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You have charm, elegance, grace, style, wit, beauty and
brains...
Electronic voice speaks
as Gene opens card:
"And you have just opened someone else's card!"
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They say you always hurt the one you love...
Satan!
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What can't you do with a sailor that you can do with a
soldier?
Dip him in your egg.
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Dear Gene, is there any truth to the rumour that you
dated Whitney Houston, but she wouldn't marry you because
she did not want to be known as Whitney Pitney?
Gene's reaction: "No, that's not true - that's a
lie!"
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